rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via imnot-entirelysure)

i have to wake up at 4am to pick up natalie from the train station. lawd give me the strength!